I dunno x]

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mummyross: ratandgoat: vincedamnawesome: The more powerful...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:42:23 -0400

ratandgoat:

vincedamnawesome:

The more powerful and perfect better version of “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”

FUCKING FUCK MOTHER OF ALL GODLY FUCK

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

BRENDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME

JESUS GOD BRENDON

izzetheking: if you say bloody romney 3 times in the mirror with the lights out mitt romney will...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:41:32 -0400

izzetheking:

if you say bloody romney 3 times in the mirror with the lights out mitt romney will pop out of the mirror and take away your basic rights as a woman

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Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:40:51 -0400

mp-photography: andersholmbitch: bossypants: Bitch rockin...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:37:42 -0400

mp-photography:

andersholmbitch:

bossypants:

Bitch rockin some serious man pussy.

LMAO

my life is so frustrating right now like gah

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:34:07 -0400

my life is so frustrating right now like gah

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ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses: lyfeunscriptd: this is forever...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:29:14 -0400

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

lyfeunscriptd:

this is forever going to be the greatest thing

Lmfaoooooo

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:29:02 -0400

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:28:52 -0400

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.:

babblingbug:

monomythos:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so:
This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.

okay this really creeped me out ngl

as one of my biggest fears is being buried alive, THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION.

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our-lord-disick: i wonder if anyone sees me and is like “i wish i was friends with them” probably...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:22:56 -0400

our-lord-disick:

i wonder if anyone sees me and is like “i wish i was friends with them”

probably not

gecku: TUmblr user….. make Post abou T FEELIGngs????…..not fANDom?????? must be aTentionn seeker……...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:16:01 -0400

gecku:

TUmblr user….. make Post abou T FEELIGngs????…..not fANDom?????? must be aTentionn seeker…… bad…. never use blgo for personal psots…,

farewell-montey-glade: what the?

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:11:28 -0400

farewell-montey-glade:

what the?

:)

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:05:57 -0400

nixiestixx:

sherlockianofbadgers2486:

guceubcuesu:

This is quite honestly one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read

THE ADVENTURES OF MR. TACO.

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Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:02:21 -0400

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