February 2012
I made a blog that's going to document my weight...
http://fit4themouse.tumblr.com
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
thinking about making a tumblr that like tracks my...
doomf:
What if David Karp installed a mind control program into Tumblr when he created it and he’s just waiting for the perfect moment to unleash his army of horny, bitchy, gay teens on the world to kill everyone
charcoalmink:
in fifth grade a girl named maggie made my friend vicky cry so at lunch i dumped a container of marinara sauce on maggie’s head and she started crying so then i said “i’m sorry” and walked away and came back with breadsticks and i placed them carefully on her head and i got sent home
suburbanturbann:
black people are so smart
I have really high standards, which is funny...
If any of you want to add my facebook, you... →
seeing you happy with someone else kills me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDBugn8lPxI&feature=related
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
who was the guy that was just on the voice that no...
lindsaylohanthony:
THIS IS SICK
click the squares
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
I look like I'm 10 years old :c
When I'm scrolling down my dashboard alone: cute gifs, pretty pictures, cat fluff, fluff, fluffy fluffy cat
When I'm scrolling down my dashboard and someone's behind me: PORN, PORN, PENIS, VAGINA, GAY PORN, PORNY PORN PORN PORN.