jessic-eh:
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
sillyunicorntime:
bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man
you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at
literary nuts can read trashy romance novels
adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books
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shit-thatblows:
why do people reblog pictures of themselves they already posted.
..we all saw it the first time..no need to seek attention further.
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
I like when attractive lesbians follow me.
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
